A Pictorial History of the Christmas Crackheads


Ahh, those evil elves.  They seem to show up just about anywhere.  Why here they are nestled in a shirt that Lisa sent her brother Douglas.  The elves had been living in Sterling, Virginia since Christmas of 1999.  I guess they wanted to visit the City of Brotherly Love--Philadelphia.  But I only see two elves, where's the third?....Hmmm, let's take a closer look.
Nope, nowhere to be found.  I guess the third elf decided not to make this trip.
Wait just a minute!  There he is.  Hiding in back of the shirt.  Silly elf!
No one knows the elves names......
......but they sure are cute.....
.....well, okay, maybe not this one. 
In addition to their trip from Virginia to Philadelphia, the elves are really seasoned travelers.  Why here they are crossing the Golden Gate Bridge in beeyooteeful San Francisco...the city by the bay.

Look out Evil Elves...those cars are really zooming!

From the City of Brotherly Love to the City of Lights.  Mais, oui!  The Christmas Crackheads are seen strolling through the streets of majestic Paris.  C'est la vie!
Here's a shot from the first trip they took to Philly.  They were just in time to make it to the annual Mummer's Parade.  They look like they fit right in.  Go Elves, Go!
Whoops, here's another shot from the Paris trip.  While on a laid back cruise of the River Seine the elves got a little too close to the edge of the boat.  Sacre bleu!
No one really knows where the elves came from.  Is it possible that they started their life in America here, at Ellis Island?

Gosh, anything's possible.

When the elves heard about Keeya's semester in India they decided to see what all the fuss was about. 

Look out, Elves, or you'll find yourselves in the water again!